Conspiracy Theory Redux
The expert is dead, killed by the unthinkable, the uneconomical, the unpolitical.
Long live the populist! Victims of missed fortune who are poor in pocket but rich in conviction. A conspiracy of the ravening, hungering for acknowledgment. Consensus contradictors giving birth to a new discipline: infodemics, composed of stories — not facts — created out of shared beliefs. Call them tribal truths, political precepts, or better yet religious realities. The gospel according to Saint Veritas, patron saint of rabbit holes and endless scrolling. Ready to start?
Put it up on the social and make a hash of it. See what bubbles out?
#Chemtrails, the gateway drug to conspiracy theory. The proof? Obvious to those that can apply scientific theory to faith: a dearth of flights during COVID resulted in an unprecedented rise in believers (conspiracy as self-fulfilling miracle). And the chemtrail chemical? Opiate of the masses seeded by a new world order in service of #ProjectMonarch: the mind control version of chaos theory. To wit: Monarchs aflutter in Texas reap the whirlwind in China. For conspiracy theorists, it’s all connected. Underlying patterns. Predictable, if you know how to look.
Slap it on the face, see how they like it.
Turn the other cheek — my good side — and snap a spotlight. See if it shines.
Need something viral? Try a #BSL-4. Just fifty “Biosafety Level 4” labs in the world, and only two in China. One in spitting distance of the #WuhanWetMarket. Accident or coincidence? #WHO can tell? Neither S. Ars, M. Ers nor C. Ovid can be found. With no lessons to learn we’re bound to repeat history, just as 2020 was like 1918 all over again. Hundred and one years to the day, give or take. Expect the roaring twenties next, but we all know how that ends: bankers playing us for pigeons never learned how to fly. Raining suits. Contrast with 2008: economists like rubberized Teflon bounced right back into office. Expert survival skills.
Can’t blame the anti-vaxxers, though, they’ve learned the propaganda lesson well. Namely, that there’s more potency to inoculate the masses from indoctrination in a cell phone than a syringe, nowadays. Never mind #RFIDinjections turning people into antennas, rare earth metals injected right into the palm of our hand make it easy to track us all, even on a flat earth. And now they want to introduce vaccine passports, but only for some? Borderline morality.
Do a gram or two, see if it gives a heart attack.
Headline: Phony Science Fights Global Hoax! Round 1: Extractive Economy vs Global Warming, and the winner is…#TINA. Sceptical? Who isn’t? #ClimategateDeniers, but cooking the books just resurrects zombie myths.
See how things are trending…or not. Time for a little bought farm, but not too much. Cuts into the prophets:
Q (who precedes the time traveling Titor) and G, all 5 of them propagating µ and m, the waves of surveillance capitalism. And the future? IoT on every corner and a tower in every plot heralding the great awakening now that the expert is dead. #enjoytheshow